01Context
A few decades ago, a car without a driver sounded absurd. Today, autonomous and talking systems are leaving our homes and moving onto our streets. Most of them are designed to inform, deliver or watch. Few are designed for what happens between the people around them.
Things we would never have imagined, already here:
- 2011, 2014
Talking to machines at home. Siri and Alexa made talking to an object normal indoors. Wetterbank® asks what happens when that moves outdoors, among strangers.
- 2014
Benches already got smart. Boston put solar-powered Soofa benches in parks to charge phones. Benches learned to charge your phone, but not to say hello.
City of Boston
- 2019
A talking object at a station. Deutsche Bahn tested SEMMI, a service robot at Berlin Hauptbahnhof that answered questions, made small talk and told jokes, in several languages.
leinetal24, June 2019
- 2020–2025
A self-driving bus next to Düsseldorf. Monheim am Rhein ran five autonomous minibuses on a regular route (A01). They were suspended in September 2025 when the manufacturer stopped supporting them. Such technology can arrive, and disappear again.
Urban Transport Magazine
- 2025
A talking bus stop. Hamburg’s transport association presented a prototype AI stop that answers travellers’ questions in many languages, with a camera that can alert the police. The industry version of a talking stop is about information and safety, not about the people waiting.
Notebookcheck
- 2025
- 2026
And the weather, the one thing everyone at a German tram stop has in common:
- 62% of Germans talk about the weather several times a week or more (YouGov, 2026).
- 70% see the weather as an acceptable small-talk topic, more than any other (Babbel / YouGov, 2025).
- 48.5% of 18 to 24-year-olds find small talk uncomfortable (same survey).
- 18 to 29-year-olds carry the highest loneliness burden in Germany (Einsamkeitsbarometer 2024).
The opener is easy. The step after it is hard. Wetterbank® is built for that step.
02The fiction
Wetterbank® is a bench at a tram stop that starts conversations between strangers, by helping them file complaints about the weather. It has three modes, each one step further from the safe topic: Weather opens with a remark about the weather, Complaints takes complaints and forwards them, Names drops the weather and asks for a name.
It is a design fiction: an object built to provoke a question rather than to be sold. As Near Future Laboratory put it about their own work, a design fiction “makes implications without making predictions”. Wetterbank® does not claim benches will talk. It asks what it would mean if they did.
The bureaucratic humour is deliberate. A machine that patiently files your complaint about drizzle plays to what machines are good at, endless patience for small, boring conversations, instead of pretending to be a person. The joke is the way in; the question is the point.
Wetterbank® began as a design fiction on my portfolio, with a fictional company, Wetterbank® GmbH, “founded 2031 after a 40-minute tram delay in which nobody said a word”. This site is where it continues as research.
04Field studies
From cheap to real. Each one is logged here when it happens, with what was real and what was staged.
Field study #001Planned
Talking to people at tram stops
Short conversations at Düsseldorf tram stops: how do you start talking to a stranger? Do you complain about the weather? Would you want a bench to start?
- Real
- Real people, real stops. No bench.
- Answers
- Question 1, and whether complaining is a German habit or a stereotype.
Field study #002Planned
Interviewing the bench
A speculative conversation with Wetterbank® itself, written and published as a transcript, after Reddy et al.’s “Making Everyday Things Talk” (2021).
- Staged
- Entirely. The bench is played by me.
- Answers
- What the bench would say, and what it should never say.
Field study #003Planned
Becoming the bench
A performer plays the bench with deliberately limited senses and a fixed script, after the techno-mimesis method of Dörrenbächer, Löffler and Hassenzahl (2020): not a person pretending to be a bench, but a person finding out what being a bench is like.
- Staged
- The bench. The questions it raises are real.
- Answers
- What a bench can notice, and when it should stay quiet.
Field study #004Planned
The staged tram stop
Actors play the bench and the strangers at a made-up tram stop. The audience watches, then discusses what worked, what fell flat, and what a bench should never say.
- Staged
- The stop, the bench, the strangers. The audience is real.
- Answers
- Questions 2 and 3, before any hardware exists.
Field study #005Planned
The ordinary bench
A visit to a chat bench: an ordinary bench with a sign saying you are happy to chat (for example in Wesel, NRW). If a sign already works, what would a talking bench add, or take away?
- Real
- Real bench, real people. No technology.
- Answers
- The baseline every other study is compared with.
Field study #006Planned
A real bench, a hidden voice
A bench at a real stop with a small speaker. The “system” is a person nearby choosing lines from the script, a Wizard-of-Oz study after Cornell Tech’s trash barrel robots. No recordings of faces or voices; everyone is told afterwards what was going on.
- Real
- The stop and the people.
- Staged
- The bench’s intelligence.
- Answers
- Does anyone get past the weather, and was it their idea or the bench’s?